Comics

The Addams Family by Charles Addams

Keyboard Problems

In the future, a group of resistance fighters send me back in time with instructions to find the Skynet prototype and try to upgrade it.

Spider Paleontology

Whenever you see a video of birds doing something weird, remember: Birds are a small subset of dinosaurs, so the weirdness of birds is a small subset of the weirdness of dinosaurs.

Alignment Chart Alignment Chart

I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."

Messaging Systems

SMS is just the worst, but I'm having trouble convincing people to adopt my preferred system, TLS IRC with a local server and a patched DOSBox gateway running in my mobile browser.

Turn-On

Supercollider? I 'ardly know 'er!

Exoplanet Neighborhood

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

‮LTR

Collaborative editing can quickly become a textual rap battle fought with increasingly convoluted invocations of U+202a to U+202e.

Anatomy Text

For many of the anatomy pictures on Wikipedia, I think this is actually not far from reality. They only look all formal and professional due to careful cropping.

All Your Base

The AYB retro-return-date (Zero Wing Zero Hour) should be around AD 2021.