Dad Jokes

It was raining cats and dogs the other day.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two...

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter.

Doctor: I don't follow you.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What do you call pairs of slacks that play sports?

Partici-pants! 👖

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.