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Dad Jokes
Groan-worthy puns
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell!
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
My sea sickness comes in waves.
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