#puns

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

My sea sickness comes in waves.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.