#comic

The Addams Family by Charles Addams

Alignment Chart Alignment Chart

I would describe my personal alignment as "lawful heterozygous silty liquid."

Messaging Systems

SMS is just the worst, but I'm having trouble convincing people to adopt my preferred system, TLS IRC with a local server and a patched DOSBox gateway running in my mobile browser.

Turn-On

Supercollider? I 'ardly know 'er!

Exoplanet Neighborhood

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

‮LTR

Collaborative editing can quickly become a textual rap battle fought with increasingly convoluted invocations of U+202a to U+202e.

Anatomy Text

For many of the anatomy pictures on Wikipedia, I think this is actually not far from reality. They only look all formal and professional due to careful cropping.

New Year's Eve

"Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.

Mimic Octopus

Even if the dictionaries are starting to give in, I refuse to accept 'octopi' as a word mainly because--I'm not making this up--there's a really satisfying climactic scene in the Orson Scott Card horror novel 'Lost Boys' which hinges on it being an incorrect pluralization.

Tattoo Ideas

The text ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US with a lengthy footnote explaining that I got this tattoo in 2020 and not, as you may assume, 2001, but offering no further clarification.